FICTION & SATIRE


The New Yorker

Cooties: A Medical Guide

I Am a Tinder Guy Holding a Fish and I Will Provide for You (Included in The New Yorker's Not-to-Be-Missed Shouts of 2017)

Items You Insist on Hoarding Even Though They’re Garbage

Deadbeat Dads of the Bible


McSweeney's

Mrs. Potts Confronts the Enchantress Who Cursed Her and the Other Servants

Scenic Locales for Your June Divorce

How Many Dates Should You Go on Before You Tell Your Partner About Your Previous Incarnation as a Megalord Who Commanded Several Hundred Battalions?

A Glossary of Euphemisms for Sexual Misconduct
 

The Washington Post

There Are Dolls for All Barbie's Weddings. Here Are the Ones for Her Divorces.

Man Seeks Therapist Girlfriend


The Toast

Fun Birthday Traditions That Everyone Loves

How To Decorate Your Dream Library

Tindog: An Exposé

A Paint Company Describes White Paint Colors

Excerpts from Guy Debord’s “The Muppets”

Solved: Do Men Cry? Do Women Defecate?

Major Lazer Sells Panini Presses at an EDM Concert

The Happiest Word Search on Earth
 

The Hairpin

How Proteins Work

Emily Post’s Sanitary Alternatives to Handshakes this Flu Season

A Townsman and a Scribe Write About Evil Witches


Uncovered Classics

Dream Groom Quiz: Who Would You Marry in the Early 1900s?

The Endless Plains of My Antonia: 43 Covers


The Massachusetts Review (Print)

We Called Her Uteri
 

J Journal (Print)

Lunch Break

 

 

POETRY


Canary

Aquarium

In Spiral Arms
 

Spillway (Print)

Casablanca

 


ESSAYS & REVIEWS

 

Uncovered Classics

When Falling in Love Could Kill You: Abortion in the 1950s


The Establishment

I'm Asking Men to Pay Me $5000 to Read Jonathan Franzen
 

 

REBLOGS, PRESS, ETC.

 

The A.V. Club

Dangerous Minds

Brooklyn Magazine

Boston Magazine

Jezebel

Jezebel again

Mellville House

Huffington Post

Vox